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me too probably Roald Dahl, me too

Fun fact: The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”

if countries were students

  • Australia:

    The class clown who makes everyone laugh

  • America:

    The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates

  • Canada:

    The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day

  • England:

    The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen

  • New Zealand:

    Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

  • The Netherlands:

    That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores

  • France:

    The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much

  • China:

    The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question

  • Russia:

    The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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